Sep 1, 2018

A selection of puns from @ThePunnyWorld:

  • What do you call two chips in love? A relationchip.
  • What do ducks call heart pains? A heart-a-quack.
  • Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.
  • Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
  • What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
  • What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.
  • What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates.
  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says, "For you, no charge".
  • What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.