A selection of puns from @ThePunnyWorld:
- What do you call two chips in love? A relationchip.
- What do ducks call heart pains? A heart-a-quack.
- Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.
- Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
- What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
- What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.
- What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates.
- A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says, "For you, no charge".
- What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.